Women are aristocrats, and it is always the mother who makes us feel that we belong to the better sort. ~John Lancaster Spalding
Happiness is beneficial for the body but it is grief that develops the powers of the mind. ~Marcel Proust, The Past Recaptured, Remembrance of Things Past
Let food be thy medicine, thy medicine shall be thy food. ~Hippocrates
Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll on a dead fish. ~James Gorman
Nature teaches more than she preaches. There are no sermons in stones. It is easier to get a spark out of a stone than a moral. ~John Burroughs
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ~Chili Davis
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. ~P.J. O'Rourke
Happiness flutters in the air whilst we rest among the breaths of nature. ~Kelly Scheaffer
Quilters never cut corners. ~Author Unknown
In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
Every mile is two in winter. ~George Herbert
But married once, a man is stak'd or pown'd, and cannot graze beyond his own hedge. ~Philip Massinger, Fatal Dowry, 1632
Women hope men will change after marriage but they don't; men hope women won't change but they do. ~Bettina Arndt, Private Lives, 1986
You never have the wind with you - either it is against you or you're having a good day. ~Daniel Behrman, The Man Who Loved Bicycles
I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich. ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter
People who snore always fall asleep first. ~Author Unknown
There are very few monsters who warrant the fear we have of them. ~Andre Gide
Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. ~Ronald Reagan
American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party. ~Sue Lawley, 1985
You never know what is enough, until you know what is more than enough. ~William Blake, Proverbs of Hell
There are children playing in the streets who could solve some of my top problems in physics, because they have modes of sensory perception that I lost long ago. ~J. Robert Oppenheimer
You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was. ~Irish Proverb
Docs? Oh, you mean the stuff you wipe up coffee with? ~Author Unknown
Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
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