chicken soup for the teenage soul quotes

The seasons are what a symphony ought to be: four perfect movements in harmony with each other. ~Arthur Rubenstein



When we pray to God we must be seeking nothing - nothing. ~Saint Francis of Assisi



Hornover: what one wakes up with the morning after a night of getting too horny without release. ~Sommeil Liberosensa



I frequently-regularly-often trip while reaching for my high ideals. Then I giggle, or cry, and get back up. ~Erika Harris, lifeblazing.com



Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won't. ~Author Unknown



Freedom of the press in Britain is freedom to print such of the proprietor's prejudices as the advertiser's won't object to. ~Helen Swaffer



Born to golf. Forced to work. ~Author Unknown



The way you cut your meat reflects the way you live. ~Confucius



I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round apart from the veneration due to its sacred name and origin, if anything belonging to it can be apart from that - as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time. ~Charles Dickens



If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. ~Martin H. Fischer



Thanksgiving is nothing if not a glad and reverent lifting of the heart to God in honor and praise for His goodness. ~Robert Casper Lintner



Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can't retire his experience. He must use it. ~Bernard Baruch



We have failed to grasp the fact that mankind is becoming a single unit, and that for a unit to fight against itself is suicide. ~Havelock Ellis



The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. ~H.V. Prochnow



Civilizations have been founded and maintained on theories which refused to obey facts. ~Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw, 1969



A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself. ~Clifton Paul Fadiman



Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a fairy somewhere that falls down dead. ~James Matthew Barrie, Peter Pan



Summer afternoon - summer afternoon; to me those have always been the two most beautiful words in the English language. ~Henry James



Methinks it is a token of healthy and gentle characteristics, when women of high thoughts and accomplishments love to sew; especially as they are never more at home with their own hearts than while so occupied. ~Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Marble Faun, 1859



A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead. ~Leo Rosten