cool quotes and sayings for girls

Men ardently pursue truth, assuming it will be angels' bread when found. ~W. MacNeile Dixon



Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starches into aches, pains, and cramps. ~Author Unknown



Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins. ~Langdon Mitchell



He liked to go from A to B without inventing letters between. ~John McPhee



The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat. ~John McNulty



You couldn't fool your own mother on the foolingest day of your life with an electrified fooling machine! ~The Simpsons by Matt Groening, spoken by the character Homer Simpson



The nature of oratory is such that there has always been a tendency among politicians and clergymen to oversimplify complex matters. From a pulpit or a platform even the most conscientious of speakers finds it very difficult to tell the whole truth. ~Aldous Huxley



There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program - your tax-dollar will go further. ~Werner von Braun



Of equality - As if it harm'd me, giving others the same chances and rights as myself - As if it were not indispensable to my own rights that others possess the same. ~Walt Whitman



The first purpose of clothes... was not warmth or decency, but ornament.... Among wild people, we find tattooing and painting even prior to clothes. The first spiritual want of a barbarous man is decoration; as indeed we still see among the barbarous classes in civilized countries. ~Thomas Carlyle



In the day of prosperity be joyful, but in the day of adversity consider. ~Ecclesiastes 12:14



Home is a shelter from storms - all sorts of storms. ~William J. Bennett



A dog may be man's best friend, but the horse wrote history. ~Author Unknown



Our death is not an end if we can live on in our children and the younger generation. For they are us, our bodies are only wilted leaves on the tree of life. ~Albert Einstein



Your safety gears are between your ears. ~Author Unknown



Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night. ~St. Jerome, Attack on Jovinian



If you judge people you have no time to love them. ~Mother Teresa



The promises of yesterday are the taxes of today. ~William Lyon MacKenzie



...trout that doesn't think two jumps and several runs ahead of the average fisherman is mighty apt to get fried. ~Beatrice Cook, Till Fish Do Us Part, 1949



Few delights can equal the mere presence of one whom we trust utterly. ~George MacDonald