emo quotes and poems

Widespread caffeine use explains a lot about the twentieth century. ~Greg Egan, "Distress"



Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



In jealousy there is more self-love than love. ~Francois, Duc de La Rochefoucauld, Maxims, 1665



I've noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born. ~Ronald Reagan, quoted in New York Times, 22 September 1980



On J-Day our profession will have a lot to answer for! We might at least have withheld our hands instead of making them work against God. ~Martin H. Fischer



The marvels - of film, radio, and television - are marvels of one-way communication, which is not communication at all. ~Milton Mayer



The power of the mind is your power. Use it. Don't let it use you. ~Terri Guillemets



The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. ~Dave Barry



Squash is boxing with racquets. ~Jonah Barrington



We die daily. Happy those who daily come to life as well. ~George MacDonald



Remember in elementary school you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file from smallest to tallest? What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower? ~Warren Hutcherson



Men's natures are alike; it is their habits that separate them. ~Confucius, Analects



Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow



Never fight fire from ego. ~Author Unknown



Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers. ~Author Unknown Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers. ~Author Unknown



I do not believe in God, for that implies an effort of the will - I see God everywhere! ~Jean Favre



We cannot blame the schools alone for the dismal decline in SAT verbal scores. When our kids come home from school do they pick up a book or do they sit glued to the tube, watching music videos? Parents, don't make the mistake of thinking your kid only learns between 9:00 a.m. and 3:00 p.m. ~George Bush



Each of us is something of a schizophrenic personality, tragically divided against ourselves. ~Martin Luther King, Jr., Strength to Love, 1963



If the sight of the blue skies fills you with joy, if a blade of grass springing up in the fields has power to move you, if the simple things of nature have a message that you understand, rejoice, for your soul is alive. ~Eleonora Duse



The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. ~Foster's Law