.:[Double Click To][Close]:.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

funny birthday quotes for sister

funny birthday quotes for sister





funny birthday quotes for sister funny birthday quotes for sister funny birthday quotes for sister



funny birthday quotes for sister funny birthday quotes for sister funny birthday quotes for sister







Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. ~Ernest Hemingway Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. ~Ernest Hemingway



The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. ~Marcus Aurelius, Meditations



The old Lakota was wise. He knew that man's heart away from nature becomes hard; he knew that lack of respect for growing, living things soon led to lack of respect for humans too. ~Chief Luther Standing Bear



Good shot, bad luck, and hell are the five basic words to be used in a game of tennis, though these, of course, can be slightly amplified. ~Virginia Graham, Say Please, 1949



They need to worry and betray time with urgencies false and otherwise, purely anxious and whiny, their souls really won't be at peace unless they can latch on to an established and proven worry and having once found it they assume facial expressions to fit and go with it, which is, you see, unhappiness, and all the time it all flies by them and they know it and that too worries them no end. ~Jack Kerouac



We excuse our sloth under the pretext of difficulty. ~Marcus Fabius Quintilian



The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. ~Mark Van Doren



Walking takes longer... than any other known form of locomotion except crawling. Thus it stretches time and prolongs life. Life is already too short to waste on speed. ~Edward Abbey, "Walking"



You shouldn't say it is not good. You should say, you do not like it; and then, you know, you're perfectly safe. ~James Whistler



You know you're an Arizona native when you think Taco Bell is the local phone company. ~Emma Louise Philabaum, quoted in You Know You're an Arizona Native, When... compiled by Don Dedera, 1993



By gaming we lose both our time and treasure - two things most precious to the life of man. ~Owen Felltham



He who has seen present things has seen all, both everything which has taken place from all eternity and everything which will be for time without end; for all things are of one kin and of one form. ~Marcus Aurelius



Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. ~W.C. Fields



Working safely is like breathing - if you don't, you die. ~Author Unknown



You know it's summertime at Candlestick when the fog rolls in, the wind kicks up, and you see the center fielder slicing open a caribou to survive the ninth inning. ~Bob Sarlette



While I thought that I was learning how to live, I have been learning how to die. ~Leonardo Da Vinci



I always loved running... it was something you could do by yourself, and under your own power. You could go in any direction, fast or slow as you wanted, fighting the wind if you felt like it, seeking out new sights just on the strength of your feet and the courage of your lungs. ~Jesse Owens



If you would know strength and patience, welcome the company of trees. ~Hal Borland



Technology presumes there's just one right way to do things and there never is. ~Robert M. Pirsig



Having your fate rest in the hands of a jury is the same as entrusting yourself to surgery with a mentally retarded doctor. ~Bill Messing, quoted in Dream World, by Fred Woodworth

No comments:

Post a Comment