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It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. I bet this kind of thing does not happen to heroin addicts. I bet that when serious heroin addicts go to purchase their heroin, they do not tolerate waiting in line while some dilettante in front of them orders a hazelnut smack-a-cino with cinnamon sprinkles. ~Dave Barry



The wise man's eyes are in his head; but the fool walketh in darkness: and I myself perceived also that one event happeneth to them all.... For there is no remembrance of the wise more than of the fool for ever; seeing that which now is in the days to come shall all be forgotten. And how dieth the wise man? as the fool. ~Ecclesiastes 2:14, 16



Sometimes it seems your ever-increasing list of things to do can leave you feeling totally undone. ~Susan Mitchell and Catherine Christie, I'd Kill for a Cookie



Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. ~Albert Camus



No man's life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session. ~Author Unknown



A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. It is innocent, unless found guilty. A hypothesis is a novel suggestion that no one wants to believe. It is guilty, until found effective. ~Edward Teller



The course of true anything never does run smooth. ~Samuel Butler



Before a war military science seems a real science, like astronomy; but after a war it seems more like astrology. ~Rebecca West



"Know thyself" - a maxim as pernicious as it is odious. A person observing himself would arrest his own development. Any caterpillar who tried to "know himself" would never become a butterfly. ~Andre Gide, Nouvelles Nourritures



If there's no chocolate in heaven, I'm not going. ~Author Unknown



Coexistence: what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving. ~Mike Connolly



Pain of mind is worse than pain of body. ~Latin Proverb



The true poet is all the time a visionary and whether with friends or not, as much alone as a man on his death bed. ~W.B. Yeats



Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. ~J.K. Rowling, "Dobby's Reward," Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 1999, spoken by the character Arthur Weasley



Nature wants us to enjoy life to the full and die without giving it a second thought; Christianity wants the opposite. ~Sainte-Beuve, Les Cahiers



Modern man lives under the illusion that he knows what he wants, while he actually wants what he is supposed to want. ~Erich Fromm, Escape from Freedom, 1941



The white light streams down to be broken up by those human prisms into all the colors of the rainbow. ~Charles R. Brown



To win, you've got to put the ball in the macrame. ~Terry McGuire



I believe there are more urgent and honorable occupations than the incomparable waste of time we call suffering. ~Colette



Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. ~Albert Einstein

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