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funny quotes about ex boyfriends

funny quotes about ex boyfriends





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The other line moves faster. ~Etorre's Observation



Get a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live. ~Mark Twain, "Taming the Bicycle"



It is one of the secrets of Nature in its mood of mockery that fine weather lays heavier weight on the mind and hearts of the depressed and the inwardly tormented than does a really bad day with dark rain sniveling continuously and sympathetically from a dirty sky. ~Muriel Spark, Territorial Rights, 1979



Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. ~Author Unknown



I doubt if anything learnt at school is of more value than great literature learnt by heart. ~Richard Livingstone



Sit down before fact as a little child, be prepared to give up every conceived notion, follow humbly wherever and whatever abysses nature leads, or you will learn nothing. ~Thomas Huxley



Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. ~Alphonse de Lamartine



Nurses - one of the few blessings of being ill. ~Sara Moss-Wolfe



Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. ~Robert A. Heinlein



Mistakes are the portals of discovery. ~James Joyce



Nurses dispense comfort, compassion, and caring without even a prescription. ~Val Saintsbury



Human nature is just about the only nature some people experience. ~Abigail Charleson



The umpire... is like the geyser in the bathroom; we cannot do without it, yet we notice it only when it is out of order. ~Neville Cardus



A slander is like a hornet; if you can't kill it dead the first time, better not strike at it. ~Henry Wheeler Shaw



You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals. ~George Mikes



It was while making newspaper deliveries, trying to miss the bushes and hit the porch, that I first learned the importance of accuracy in journalism. ~Charles Osgood



He that wants money, means, and content is without three good friends. ~William Shakespeare



What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back, with a hinge in it. ~Charles Dudley Warner, My Summer in a Garden, 1871



The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? - it is the same the angels breathe. ~Mark Twain, "Roughing It"



A doctor recently described to me "benign positional vertigo": it means you get dizzy in certain positions, but you can get over it without necessarily changing the position. Change "vertigo" to "anxiety," and you've summed up the neurotic's plight. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

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