funny women quotes

Beware of the half truth. You may have gotten hold of the wrong half. ~Author Unknown



'Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell him his. ~Benjamin Franklin



It is indeed ironic that we spend our school days yearning to graduate and our remaining days waxing nostalgic about our school days. ~Isabel Waxman



A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. ~Mignon McLaughlin



The Past is the textbook of tyrants; the Future the Bible of the Free. Those who are solely governed by the Past stand like Lot's wife, crystallized in the act of looking backward, and forever incapable of looking before. ~Herman Melville, White Jacket



It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required. ~Stephen Leacock



A loving person lives in a loving world. A hostile person lives in a hostile world; everyone you meet is your mirror. ~Ken Keyes, Jr.



Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. ~Zelda Fitzgerald



I had burned my candle at both ends, and I was weary of these perilous and precarious adventures which had led me - whither? I was experiencing mental fatigue, a paralysis of my energies, and all my faculties were diminishing while still in their prime, sapped by neurasthenia. Ah, how I regretted not having followed the straight roads of life! ~"The Mission," Chapter 3



Don't think you're on the right road just because it�s a well-beaten path. ~Author Unknown



Fairies are invisible and inaudible like angels. But their magic sparkles in nature. ~Lynn Holland



The happiest memories are of moments that ended when they should have. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



I cannot walk through the suburbs in the solitude of the night without thinking that the night pleases us because it suppresses idle details, just as our memory does. ~Jorge Luis Borges



A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson



If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry. ~Anton Chekov



Faith is a passionate intuition. ~William Wordsworth



Faith makes things possible, not easy. ~Author Unknown



I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I'm thinking, okay, here's a gal who's capable of making a decision she'll regret in the future. ~Richard Jeni



Punctuality is the virtue of the bored. ~Evelyn Waugh



My movements to the chair of government will be accompanied by feelings not unlike those of a culprit who is going to the place of his execution. ~George Washington, letter, 1789