love poems for husband from wife

Music rots when it gets too far from the dance. Poetry atrophies when it gets too far from music. ~Ezra Pound



I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. ~Erma Bombeck



Many are saved from sin by being so inept at it. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. ~Pauline R. Kezer



Everyone smiles in the same language. ~Author Unknown



Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't. ~George Bernard Shaw



Learning too soon our limitations, we never learn our powers. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



Children are for people who can't have dogs. ~Author Unknown



Few minds wear out; more rust out. ~Christian N. Bovee



Horses - if God made anything more beautiful, he kept it for himself. ~Author Unknown



The view that a peptic ulcer may be the hole in a man's stomach through which he crawls to escape from his wife has fairly wide acceptance. ~John Allan Dalrymple Anderson



Every act of conscious learning requires the willingness to suffer an injury to one's self-esteem. That is why young children, before they are aware of their own self-importance, learn so easily. ~Thomas Szasz



Man cannot live on chocolate alone, but woman sure can. ~Author Unknown



Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. ~Earl Wilson



Every one, even the richest and most munificent of men, pays much by cheque more light-heartedly than he pays little in specie. ~Max Beerbohm, "Hosts and Guests," 1918



Neurotics think of the past with resentment, and the future with dread; the present just doesn't exist. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



People are trapped in history, and history is trapped in them. ~James Baldwin, Notes of a Native Son



If you want to understand democracy, spend less time in the library with Plato, and more time in the buses with people. ~Simeon Strunsky



It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passions, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. ~Andre Gide, Journals, 13 September 1938



You know you live in Phoenix when you've experienced condensation on your butt cheeks from the hot water evaporating in the toilet bowl. ~Author Unknown