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Monday, May 2, 2011

love poems for husband from wife

love poems for husband from wife





love poems for husband from wife love poems for husband from wife love poems for husband from wife



love poems for husband from wife love poems for husband from wife love poems for husband from wife







Music rots when it gets too far from the dance. Poetry atrophies when it gets too far from music. ~Ezra Pound



I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. ~Erma Bombeck



Many are saved from sin by being so inept at it. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. ~Pauline R. Kezer



Everyone smiles in the same language. ~Author Unknown



Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't. ~George Bernard Shaw



Learning too soon our limitations, we never learn our powers. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



Children are for people who can't have dogs. ~Author Unknown



Few minds wear out; more rust out. ~Christian N. Bovee



Horses - if God made anything more beautiful, he kept it for himself. ~Author Unknown



The view that a peptic ulcer may be the hole in a man's stomach through which he crawls to escape from his wife has fairly wide acceptance. ~John Allan Dalrymple Anderson



Every act of conscious learning requires the willingness to suffer an injury to one's self-esteem. That is why young children, before they are aware of their own self-importance, learn so easily. ~Thomas Szasz



Man cannot live on chocolate alone, but woman sure can. ~Author Unknown



Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. ~Earl Wilson



Every one, even the richest and most munificent of men, pays much by cheque more light-heartedly than he pays little in specie. ~Max Beerbohm, "Hosts and Guests," 1918



Neurotics think of the past with resentment, and the future with dread; the present just doesn't exist. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



People are trapped in history, and history is trapped in them. ~James Baldwin, Notes of a Native Son



If you want to understand democracy, spend less time in the library with Plato, and more time in the buses with people. ~Simeon Strunsky



It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passions, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. ~Andre Gide, Journals, 13 September 1938



You know you live in Phoenix when you've experienced condensation on your butt cheeks from the hot water evaporating in the toilet bowl. ~Author Unknown

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