My opinion is that anybody offended by breastfeeding is staring too hard. ~David Allen
Every idea I get I have to deny, that's my way of testing it. ~Alain, Histoire de mes pensees
Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful. ~Buddha
One saves oneself much pain, by taking pains; much trouble, by taking trouble. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. ~Jack Lemmon
Liberalism provided me with an intellectual satisfaction that I never found in fundamentalism. I became so enamored of the insights of liberalism that I almost fell into the trap of accepting uncritically everything it encompassed. ~Martin Luther King, Jr., Strength to Love, 1963
Few novels or plays could exist without at least one troublemaker in the group, and perhaps life couldn't either. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. ~Author Unknown
When leaders act contrary to conscience, we must act contrary to leaders. ~Veterans Fast for Life
Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. ~William S. Gilbert
The next time someone asks you, "Hey, howdja get to be a homosexual anyway?" tell them, "Homosexuals are chosen first on talent, then interview... then the swimsuit and evening gown competition pretty much gets rid of the rest of them." ~Karen Williams
Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head. ~Author unknown, advice to teenage boys, quoted in Friendly Advice compiled by Jon Winokur
He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. ~Harold Wilson
Patience: A minor form of despair disguised as a virtue. ~Ambrose Bierce
Night and morning are making promises to each other which neither will be able to keep. ~Richard Shelton
The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great-grandfather was a pirate. ~Bern Williams
The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. ~Charles Evans Hughes
Golf is a good walk spoiled. ~Mark Twain
It is easier to denature plutonium than to denature the evil spirit of man. ~Albert Einstein
Some people will not tolerate such emotional honesty in communication. They would rather defend their dishonesty on the grounds that it might hurt others. Therefore, having rationalized their phoniness into nobility, they settle for superficial relationships. ~Author Unknown
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. ~Joey Adams
The way a team plays as a whole determines its success. You may have the greatest bunch of individual stars in the world, but if they don't play together, the club won't be worth a dime. ~Babe Ruth
If you search the world for happiness, you may find it in the end, for the world is round and will lead you back to your door. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
All unimportant matters drop off you in ragdoll pose. Very few things are genuinely important. The Truth sways before you. ~Terri Guillemets
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