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Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. ~Robert Byrne



I talk to God but the sky is empty. ~Sylvia Plath



We cannot do everything at once, but we can do something at once. ~Calvin Coolidge We cannot do everything at once, but we can do something at once. ~Calvin Coolidge



If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. ~Russian Proverb



The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creatures that cannot. ~Mark Twain, What Is Man, 1906



If the light in your life has changed to yellow, I recommend you floor it. It's safer than the alternative. ~Jeb Dickerson, www.howtomatter.com



My morning choices are having a good tussle. Procrastination was winning, but Make Your Bed & Good Breakfast just kicked his butt. ~Betsy Canas Garmon, www.wildthymecreative.com



You can't go through life quitting everything. If you're going to achieve anything, you've got to stick with something. ~From the television show Family Matters



Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. ~Mark Twain



To live a pure unselfish life, one must count nothing as one's own in the midst of abundance. ~Buddha



The outward man is the swinging door; the inner man is the still hinge. ~Eckhart



It is the little bits of things that fret and worry us; we can dodge a elephant, but we can't dodge a fly. ~Josh Billings



Western society has accepted as unquestionable a technological imperative that is quite as arbitrary as the most primitive taboo: not merely the duty to foster invention and constantly to create technological novelties, but equally the duty to surrender to these novelties unconditionally, just because they are offered, without respect to their human consequences. ~Lewis Mumford



You know you live in Phoenix when you are willing to park 3 blocks away because you actually found shade from a palm tree imported 300 miles from California and nurtured with water piped 250 miles from Nevada. ~Author Unknown



One of the definitions of sanity is the ability to tell real from unreal. Soon we'll need a new definition. ~Alvin Toffler



The horse through all its trials has preserved the sweetness of paradise in its blood. ~Johannes Jensen



You can cage the singer but not the song. ~Harry Belafonte



The great majority of us are required to live a life of constant duplicity. Your health is bound to be affected if, day after day, you say the opposite of what you feel, if you grovel before what you dislike, and rejoice at what brings you nothing but misfortune. ~Boris Pasternak



It's about ten times the size of the Bible - and unlike the Bible, contains no good news. ~Don Nickles, about the Internal Revenue Code



It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow