They call it golf because all of the other four-letter words were taken. ~Raymond Floyd
Common sense is instinct. Enough of it is genius. ~George Bernard Shaw
When a man is at his wits' end it is not a cowardly thing to pray, it is the only way he can get in touch with Reality. ~Oswald Chambers
Silence is the secret to sanity. ~Astrid Alauda
There is no education like adversity. ~Disraeli
People who are always taking care of their health are like misers who are hoarding a treasure which they have never spirit enough to enjoy. ~Laurence Sterne
An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. ~Charles Horton Cooley
Everything in creation has its appointed painter or poet and remains in bondage like the princess in the fairy tale 'til its appropriate liberator comes to set it free. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. ~Italian Proverb
The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. ~Yiddish Proverb
And now abideth faith, hope, charity, these three; but the greatest of these is charity. ~I Corinthians 13:13
Take care of the minutes, for the hours will take care of themselves. ~Lord Chesterfield
I am treated as evil by people who claim that they are being oppressed because they are not allowed to force me to practice what they do. ~D. Dale Gulledge
The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. ~Thomas Fuller
There's nothing wrong with me a little ice cream won't fix. ~Author Unknown
Science is the topography of ignorance. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., Medical Essays, 1883
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. ~Jeff Pesis
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. ~Author Unknown
For a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin - real life. But there was always some obstacle in the way. Something to be got through first, some unfinished business, time still to be served, a debt to be paid. Then life would begin. At last it dawned on me that these obstacles were my life. ~Fr. Alfred D'Souza
It's not what you wear - it's how you take it off. ~Author Unknown
Every great writer is a writer of history, let him treat on almost any subject he may. ~Walter Savage Landor, Imaginary Conversation: Diogenes and Plato
In spite of all our speeding it's still the style to be late. ~Kin Hubbard
It was while making newspaper deliveries, trying to miss the bushes and hit the porch, that I first learned the importance of accuracy in journalism. ~Charles Osgood
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. ~Martin Mull
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