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Health and cheerfulness naturally beget each other. ~Joseph Addison



There are only two ways of telling the complete truth - anonymously and posthumously. ~Thomas Sowell



Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up. ~Author Unknown



Small is the number of people who see with their eyes and think with their minds. ~Albert Einstein



Many things grow in the garden that were never sown there. ~Thomas Fuller, Gnomologia, 1732



Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda. ~Homer Simpson Marriage ceremony: an incredible metaphysical sham of watching God and the law being dragged into the affairs of your family. ~O.C. Ogilvie



Care I for the limb, the thews, the stature, bulk, and big assemblance of a man! Give me the spirit. ~William Shakespeare



Cards are war, in disguise of a sport. ~Charles Lamb



Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. ~Author Unknown



In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. ~Bertrand Russell



Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins they have never committed. ~Cornelia Otis Skinner



No man is sane who does not know how to be insane on proper occasions. ~Henry Ward Beecher



Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe. ~Josh Billings



A great library contains the diary of the human race. ~George Mercer Dawson



I guess I've spent my life listening to what wasn't being said. ~Eli Khamarov, America Explained!



I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be. ~Douglas Adams



Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. ~Abraham Lincoln



New York has a trip-hammer vitality which drives you insane with restlessness if you have no inner stabilizer. ~Henry Miller



Anger and jealousy can no more bear to lose sight of their objects than love. ~George Eliot



Quote A: �What is right is often forgotten by what is convenient.� ~Bodie Thoene