best friend quotes and pics

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. ~Greg, age 8



Learning is like rowing upstream: not to advance is to drop back. ~Chinese Proverb



Why is it considered seductive for women to wear beautiful clothes? Wouldn't it make more sense to wear something so ugly that a guy couldn't wait to take it off you? ~Flash Rosenberg



Sally: "Susan, age brings you more to shave."



Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel across the country from coast to coast without seeing anything. ~Charles Kuralt, On the Road With Charles Kuralt



Let your religion be less of a theory and more of a love affair. ~G.K. Chesterton



You know what they say: You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks. ~Chef, "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride," original airdate 3 September 1997, written by Trey Parker & Matt Stone



It is impossible to win gracefully at chess. No man has yet said "Mate!" in a voice which failed to sound to his opponent bitter, boastful and malicious. ~A.A. Milne, Not That It Matters, 1919



Diagnosis is not the end, but the beginning of practice. ~Martin H. Fischer



Men are no more immune from emotions than women; we think women are more emotional because the culture lets them give free vent to certain feelings, "feminine" ones, that is, no anger please, but it's okay to turn on the waterworks. ~Una Stannard



There is a God-shaped vacuum in every heart. ~Blaise Pascal



The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey. ~Andy Warhol



Whoever thinks of going to bed before twelve o'clock is a scoundrel. ~Samuel Johnson



A little learning is a dangerous thing, but a lot of ignorance is just as bad. ~Bob Edwards



Beyond my body my veins are invisible. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin



Life itself is the proper binge. ~Julia Child



The follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. ~Helen Rowland



The way you cut your meat reflects the way you live. ~Confucius



As the most participatory form of mass speech yet developed, the Internet deserves the highest protection from government intrusion. ~Stewart Dalzell As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. ~Woody Allen



I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by a conscious endeavor. ~Henry David Thoreau