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A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business. ~Henry Ford



Responsibility: A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck or one's neighbor. In the days of astrology it was customary to unload it upon a star. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911



In skating over thin ice, our safety is in our speed. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



The human body has no more need for cows' milk than it does for dogs' milk, horses' milk, or giraffes' milk. ~Michael Klaper



Lymph, v.: to walk with a lisp. ~From a Washington Post reader submission word contest



I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it. ~Edgar Allan Poe



It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit. ~Noel Coward, Blithe Spirit



The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. ~Nelson Henderson



I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages. ~William H. Mauldin



The task of asking nonliving matter to speak and the responsibility for interpreting its reply is that of physics. ~J.T. Fraser, Time, the Familiar Stronger, 1987



Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. ~Doug Larson



We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true. ~Robert Wilensky, 1996



Open your heart - open it wide; someone is standing outside. ~Quoted in Believe: A Christmas Treasury by Mary Engelbreit Open your heart - open it wide; someone is standing outside. ~Quoted in Believe: A Christmas Treasury by Mary Engelbreit



Wisdom outweighs any wealth. ~Sophocles



One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. ~James Thurber



Art gallery? Who needs it? Look up at the swirling silver-lined clouds in the magnificent blue sky or at the silently blazing stars at midnight. How could indoor art be any more masterfully created than God's museum of nature? ~Grey Livingston



The word "wilderness" occurs approximately three hundred times in the Bible, and all its meanings are derogatory. ~Rene Dubos, The Wooing of Earth, 1980



Four out of five dentists surveyed recommended playing hockey. ~Author Unknown



An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. ~Arnold Glasow



There's this illusion that homosexuals have sex and heterosexuals fall in love. That's completely untrue. Everybody wants to be loved. ~Boy George