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A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. ~Tenneva Jordan



Her lips on his could tell him better than all her stumbling words. ~Margaret Mitchell



No road is long with good company. ~Turkish Proverb



Baseball is an island of activity amidst a sea of statistics. ~Author Unknown



With lies you may get ahead in the world - but you can never go back. ~Russian proverb



People who make puns are like wanton boys that put coppers on the railroad tracks. They amuse themselves and other children, but their little trick may upset a freight train of conversation for the sake of a battered witticism. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., The Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table, 1858 People who rely most on God rely least on themselves. ~Lemuel K. Washburn, Is The Bible Worth Reading And Other Essays



A virgin forest is where the hand of man has never set foot. ~Author Unknown



It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall. ~Mexican Proverb



Computers have lots of memory but no imagination. ~Author Unknown



Gravity is love and every turn is a leap of faith. ~Author Unknown



All dress is fancy dress, is it not, except our natural skins? ~George Bernard Shaw



My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. ~Ellen DeGeneres



Which Christmas is the most vivid to me? It's always the next Christmas. ~Joanne Woodward Which is worse, screwing an intern or screwing the country? ~Author Unknown



Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. ~George Ade



Remember this. When people choose to withdraw far from a fire, the fire continues to give warmth, but they grow cold. When people choose to withdraw far from light, the light continues to be bright in itself but they are in darkness. This is also the case when people withdraw from God. ~Augustine



Zeal, n. A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. ~Ambrose Bierce



One of the pleasures of reading old letters is the knowledge that they need no answer. ~Lord Byron



I wish I could have known earlier that you have all the time you'll need right up to the day you die. ~William Wiley



Believe me, for certain men at least, not taking what one doesn't desire is the hardest thing in the world. ~Albert Camus



All requests for leave of absence on account of grandmother's funeral, sore throat, housecleaning, lame back, turning of the ringer, headaches, brain storm, cousin's wedding, general ailments or other legitimate excuses must be made out and handed to the boss not later than 10 a.m. on the morning of the game. ~Traditional gag notice hung in offices and factories at a time period when all games were played during daylight hours