funny movie quotes

Advertising is an environmental striptease for a world of abundance. ~Marshall McLuhan, introduction to Wilson Bryan Key, Subliminal Seduction: Ad Media's Manipulation of a Not So Innocent America, 1974



To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. ~W.J. Vogel



Nurses - one of the few blessings of being ill. ~Sara Moss-Wolfe



I do not like to write - I like to have written. ~Gloria Steinem



It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. ~William Blake, Jerusalem



Wine is sure proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~Benjamin Franklin



Hockey players have fire in their hearts and ice in their veins. ~Author Unknown



One of irony's greatest accomplishments is that one cannot punish the wrongdoing of another without committing a wrongdoing himself. ~Anonymous



I conceive that the land belongs to a vast family of which many are dead, few are living, and countless numbers are still unborn. ~A Chieftan from Nigeria



If it's natural to kill, why do men have to go into training to learn how? ~Joan Baez, "What Would You Do If....?"



This is the true joy in life, the being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one; the being thoroughly worn out before you are thrown on the scrap heap; the being a force of nature instead of a feverish selfish little clod of ailments and grievances complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy. ~George Bernard Shaw



The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters. ~Jean-Paul Kauffmann



A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. ~Joey Adams



Don't despise empiric truth. Lots of things work in practice for which the laboratory has never found proof. ~Martin H. Fischer



Some minds are made of blotting-paper: you can write nothing on them distinctly. They swallow the ink, and you find a large spot. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827



Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. ~Terri Guillemets



Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it gets you nowhere. ~Glenn Turner



Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat. ~Oxford Union Society, London, Rule 46



It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. ~Henry Louis Mencken



Dancing is like dreaming with your feet! ~Constanze