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Real happiness is cheap enough, yet how dearly we pay for its counterfeit. ~Hosea Ballou



Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. ~Auguste Rodin



Crossing over the boundaries we've been taught to live within is a tough business. But I'm getting the idea they're not so formidable. ~Jeb Dickerson, www.howtomatter.com



Our country is not the only thing to which we owe our allegiance. It is also owed to justice and to humanity. Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong. ~James Bryce



Men are idolaters and want something to look at and kiss and hug, or throw themselves down before; they always did, they always will; and if you don't make it out of wood, you must make it out of words. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, The Poet at the Breakfast Table, 1872



The African race is a rubber ball. The harder you dash it to the ground, the higher it will rise. ~African Proverb



Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home. ~Carol Nelson



Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. ~Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson, 1894



It is easier to denature plutonium than to denature the evil spirit of man. ~Albert Einstein



The victory of Christianity over paganism was the greatest psychic revolution in the history of our culture. By destroying pagan animism, Christianity made it possible to exploit nature in a mood of indifference to the feelings of natural objects. ~Lynn I. White, Jr., Science, 10 March 1967



How am I going to live today in order to create the tomorrow I'm committed to? ~Anthony Robbins



When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving oneself, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. ~Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray



I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk. ~Henry Louis Mencken



No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide. ~Fight Club movie, screenplay by Jim Uhls, directed by David Fincher, novel by Chuck Palahniuk



Man loves company even if it is only that of a small burning candle. ~Georg Christoph Lichtenberg



Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast. ~William Shakespeare



I hate handing over money for what I could just as easily do myself, it makes me nervous. ~Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar, Chapter 5



Lincoln had faith in time, and time has justified his faith. ~Benjamin Harrison



There are so many things that we wish we had done yesterday, so few that we feel like doing today. ~Mignon McLaughlin



Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space. ~Dave Barry