sad love quotes 2011

I named my dog Stay so I can say, "Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay." ~Steven Wright



And then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match. ~Bill Bryson



Instead of getting hard ourselves and trying to compete, women should try and give their best qualities to men - bring them softness, teach them how to cry. ~Joan Baez, "Sexism Seen but not Heard," Los Angeles Times, 1974



We black men seem the sole oasis of simple faith and reverence in a dusty desert of dollars and smartness. ~W.E.B. DuBois



It is not flesh and blood, but heart which makes us fathers and sons. ~Friedrich von Schiller



We swim because we are too sexy for a sport that requires clothes. ~Author Unknown



Our current obsession with creativity is the result of our continued striving for immortality in an era when most people no longer believe in an afterlife. ~Arianna Stassinopoulos



When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. ~Louis Nizer



The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. ~Jean Kerr, Please Don't Eat the Daisies, 1957



A kind word is like a Spring day. ~Russian Proverb



Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn. ~Chuck Clark



It's still possible to be a cockeyed optimist these days - you just have to be a little more cockeyed. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



No man needs a vacation so much as the person who has just had one. ~Elbert Hubbard



Art... does not take kindly to facts, is helpless to grapple with theories, and is killed outright by a sermon. ~Agnes Repplier, Points of View, 1891



When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. ~Bill Lemley



I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. ~Mark Twain



A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. ~John C. Maxwell



You know my feelings: every day is a gift. It's just, does it have be a pair of socks? ~Terence Winter, The Sopranos, "The Ride," original airdate 7 May 2006, spoken by the character Tony Soprano You know that our breathing is the inhaling and exhaling of air. The organ that serves for this is the lungs that lie round the heart, so that the air passing through them thereby envelops the heart. Thus breathing is a natural way to the heart. And so, having collected your mind within you, lead it into the channel of breathing through which air reaches the heart and, together with this inhaled air, force your mind to descend into the heart and to remain there. ~Nicephorus the Solitary



The dream begins with a teacher who believes in you, who tugs and pushes and leads you to the next plateau, sometimes poking you with a sharp stick called "truth." ~Dan Rather



Each moment is a place you've never been. ~Mark Strand