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He that has energy enough to root out a vice should go further, and try to plant a virtue in its place. ~Charles Caleb Colton



One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop. ~G.M. Weilacher



Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave. ~A.A. Milne Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave. ~A.A. Milne



Quote A: �Quotation, n.: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.� ~Ambrose Bierce



The peculiar evil of silencing the expression of an opinion is, that it is robbing the human race; posterity as well as the existing generation; those who dissent from the opinion, still more than those who hold it. If the opinion is right, they are deprived of the opportunity of exchanging error for truth: if wrong, they lose, what is almost as great a benefit, the clearer perception and livelier impression of truth, produced by its collision with error. ~John Stuart Mill, On Liberty, 1859



After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual "food" out of eating an artichoke as you would from licking 30 or 40 postage stamps. ~Miss Piggy



Loneliness, insomnia, and change: the fear of these is even worse than the reality. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



When angry, count four; when very angry, swear. ~Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson, 1894



Comparison, more than reality, makes men happy or wretched. ~Thomas Fuller



Cats speak a subtle language in which few sounds carry many meanings, depending on how they are sung or purred. "Mnrhnh" means comfortable soft chairs. It also means fish. It means genial companionship... and the absence of dogs. ~Val Schaffner



The fact is that Americans are not a thoughtful people; they are too busy to stop and question their values. ~William Ralph



Responsibility's like a string we can only see the middle of. Both ends are out of sight. ~William McFee, Casuals of the Sea, 1916



The control man has secured over nature has far outrun his control over himself. ~Ernest Jones, The Life and Work of Sigmund Freud, 1953



An age is called "dark," not because the light fails to shine but because people refuse to see it. ~James Michener



The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. ~Max Stirner, The Ego and His Own



Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. ~Doug Larson



Gasoline prices are soaring through the stratosphere, and the Federal Trade Commission, which is supposed to be standing up for the consumer, ought to stop playing footsie with the oil companies and take steps to protect the American people. ~Ron Wyden



I have been driven many times to my knees by the overwhelming conviction that I had nowhere else to go. ~Abraham Lincoln



Football is not a contact sport. It's a collision sport. Dancing is a good example of a contact sport. ~Duffy Daugherty



There is but an inch of difference between the cushioned chamber and the padded cell. ~Gilbert Keith Chesterton