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We speak little if not egged on by vanity. ~Fran�ois de la Rochefoucauld



My green thumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning to see things from the plant's point of view. ~H. Fred Dale (Thanks, Anne)



It is striking how history, when resting on the memory of men, always touches the bounds of mythology. ~Leopold von Ranke, History of the Popes



Firemen never die, they just burn forever in the hearts of the people whose lives they saved. ~Susan Diane Murphree



Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? ~Murray Banks



What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. ~Augustus Saint-Gaudens



If we lose love and self respect for each other, this is how we finally die. ~Maya Angelou



Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. ~Michael Leunig



Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. ~Author Unknown



The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother - and they'll settle for a puppy every time. ~Winston Pendelton



What a pity human beings can't exchange problems. Everyone knows exactly how to solve the other fellow's. ~Olin Miller



The desolation and terror of, for the first time, realizing that the mother can lose you, or you her, and your own abysmal loneliness and helplessness without her. ~Francis Thompson



Letters are among the most significant memorial a person can leave behind them. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe



I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults. ~Gore Vidal



I have approximate answers and possible beliefs and different degrees of certainty about different things, but I'm not absolutely sure of anything, and many things I don't know anything about, such as whether it means anything to ask why we're here, and what the question might mean. I might think about it a little bit, but if I can't figure it out, then I go on to something else. But I don't have to know an answer.... I don't feel frightened by not knowing things, by being lost in the mysterious universe without having any purpose, which is the way it really is, as far as I can tell, possibly. It doesn't frighten me. ~Richard Phillips Feynman



What is a Professor of Poetry? How can poetry be professed? ~W.H. Auden



I go about looking at horses and cattle. They eat grass, make love, work when they have to, bear their young. I am sick with envy of them. ~Sherwood Anderson



He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else. ~Benjamin Franklin



If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." ~Robin Tyler



Ready, fire, aim: the fast approach to software development. Ready, aim, aim, aim, aim: the slow approach to software development. ~Author Unknown