funny quotes and sayings for teenagers

Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings. ~Author Unknown



The smallest bookstore still contains more ideas of worth than have been presented in the entire history of television. ~Andrew Ross



Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat. ~Ann Landers



I don't discriminate - I'm an equal-opportunity hugger. ~Author Unknown



My morning choices are having a good tussle. Procrastination was winning, but Make Your Bed & Good Breakfast just kicked his butt. ~Betsy Canas Garmon, www.wildthymecreative.com



Mother Nature is wonderful. Children get too old for piggy-back rides just about the same time they get too heavy for them. ~Author Unknown



Deliberate cruelty to our defenceless and beautiful little cousins is surely one of the meanest and most detestable vices of which a human being can be guilty. ~William Ralph Inge



I don't know what the future may hold, but I know who holds the future. ~Ralph Abernathy



Because we don't think about future generations, they will never forget us. ~Henrik Tikkanen Because we don't think about future generations, they will never forget us. ~Henrik Tikkanen



My meaningless office job: they pay me for my body and mind, but my heart gets no paycheck and my soul pays the taxes. ~Carrie Latet



You always pass failure on your way to success. ~Mickey Rooney



Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter. ~Author Unknown



You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give. ~Kahlil Gibran



The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished and put inside boxes. ~Dave Barry



Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath. ~Author Unknown



Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. ~Oscar Wilde



Aerodynamically the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know it, so it goes on flying anyway. ~Mary Kay Ash



If a fellow isn't thankful for what he's got, he isn't likely to be thankful for what he's going to get. ~Frank A. Clark



A definition is the enclosing a wilderness of idea within a wall of words. ~Samuel Butler (1835-1902), Note-Books



Why must conversions always come so late? Why do people always apologize to corpses? ~David Brin