quotes for tatoos

For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time. ~Isabel Allende



Politeness is as much concerned in answering letters within a reasonable time, as it is in returning a bow, immediately. ~Lord Chesterfield



Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ~Quentin Crisp



I am as vigilant as a cat to steal cream. ~William Shakespeare, Henry IV



Shipping is a terrible thing to do to vegetables. They probably get jet-lagged, just like people. ~Elizabeth Berry



Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. ~Dave Barry



Gravity is love and every turn is a leap of faith. ~Author Unknown



You will find poetry nowhere unless you bring some of it with you. ~Joseph Joubert



Body and spirit are twins: God only knows which is which. ~Algernon Charles Swinburne Boldness is a mask for fear, however great. ~John Dryden



The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. ~Harry Emerson Fosdick



If he is comic, it is only because of the incongruity of so demure a look and so wild a heart. ~Alan Devoe



Come, let's be a comfortable couple and take care of each other! How glad we shall be, that we have somebody we are fond of always, to talk to and sit with. ~Charles Dickens



The whole history of physics proves that a new discovery is quite likely lurking at the next decimal place. ~F.K. Richtmeyer



Recall the old story of the rather refined young man who preferred sex dreams to visiting brothels because he met a much nicer type of girl that way. ~Vivian Mercer



Science is always wrong. It never solves a problem without creating ten more. ~George Bernard Shaw



I doubt if anything learnt at school is of more value than great literature learnt by heart. ~Richard Livingstone



A daydream is a meal at which images are eaten. Some of us are gourmets, some gourmands, and a good many take their images precooked out of a can and swallow them down whole, absent-mindedly and with little relish. ~W.H. Auden



A married daughter with children puts you in danger of being catalogued as a first edition. ~Author Unknown



Better the occasional faults of a government that lives in a spirit of charity than the consistent omissions of a government frozen in the ice of its own indifference. ~Franklin D. Roosevelt



You don't have to suffer to be a poet. Adolescence is enough suffering for anyone. ~John Ciardi, Simmons Review, Fall 1962