quotes about fake people in your life

A poet dares be just so clear and no clearer.... He unzips the veil from beauty, but does not remove it. A poet utterly clear is a trifle glaring. ~E.B. White



Frugality may be termed the daughter of Prudence, the sister of Temperance, and the parent of Liberty. ~Samuel Johnson



What we call real estate - the solid ground to build a house on - is the broad foundation on which nearly all the guilt of this world rests. ~Nathaniel Hawthorne



One man esteemeth one day above another: another esteemeth every day alike. ~Romans 14:5



If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. ~Voltaire



The ratio of We's to I's is the best indicator of the development of a team. ~Lewis B. Ergen



To teach is to learn twice. ~Joseph Joubert, Pensees, 1842



After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse. ~W.C. Fields



For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. ~Jay Leno



If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters. ~Nora Ephron, Heartburn, 1983



I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. ~Jonathan Swift



Every time someone tells me how sharp my photos are, I assume that it isn't a very interesting photograph. If it were, they would have more to say. ~Author Unknown



Cities are the abyss of the human species. ~Jean-Jacques Rousseau, Emile



Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is. ~Author Unknown



Having your fate rest in the hands of a jury is the same as entrusting yourself to surgery with a mentally retarded doctor. ~Bill Messing, quoted in Dream World, by Fred Woodworth



Money is much more exciting than anything it buys. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



Anyone can carry his burden, however hard, until nightfall. Anyone can do his work, however hard, for one day. Anyone can live sweetly, patiently, lovingly, purely, till the sun goes down. And this is all life really means. ~Robert Louis Stevenson



Seagulls... slim yachts of the element. ~Robinson Jeffers



The impossible is often the untried. ~Jim Goodwin



It is one of life's bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are really getting interesting. ~Lemony Snicket