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We aim above the mark, to hit the mark. Every act hath some falsehood of exaggeration in it. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



The fatal tendency of mankind to leave off thinking about a thing when it is no longer doubtful, is the cause of half their errors. ~John Stuart Mill



Every job is a self-portrait of the person who does it. Autograph your work with excellence. ~Author Unknown



The quantity of consonants in the English language is constant. If omitted in one place, they turn up in another. When a Bostonian "pahks" his "cah," the lost r's migrate southwest, causing a Texan to "warsh" his car and invest in "erl wells." ~Author Unknown



We wake in the night, to stereophonic silence. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



It was nice growing up with someone like you - someone to lean on, someone to count on... someone to tell on! ~Author Unknown



He is a poor patriot whose patriotism does not enable him to understand how all men everywhere feel about their altars and their hearthstones, their flag and their fatherland. ~Harry Emerson Fosdick



There's something beautifully soothing about a fact - even (or perhaps especially) if we're not sure what it means. ~Daniel J. Boorstin



Commencement oratory must eschew anything that smacks of partisan politics, political preference, sex, religion or unduly firm opinion. Nonetheless, there must be a speech: Speeches in our culture are the vacuum that fills a vacuum. ~John Kenneth Galbraith



Gather the crumbs of happiness and they will make you a loaf of contentment. ~Author Unknown



You live and learn. At any rate, you live. ~Douglas Adams



Poetry is nearer to vital truth than history. ~Plato, Ion



Democracy: The state of affairs in which you consent to having your pocket picked, and elect the best man to do it. ~Benjamin Lichtenberg



If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death. ~Sam Snead



It is often hard to distinguish between the hard knocks in life and those of opportunity. ~Frederick Phillips



A prose writer gets tired of writing prose, and wants to be a poet. So he begins every line with a capital letter, and keeps on writing prose. ~Samuel McChord Crothers, "Every Man's Natural Desire to Be Somebody Else" The Dame School of Experience, 1920



Sleep is the golden chain that ties health and our bodies together. ~Thomas Dekker



Dyspepsia is the remorse of a guilty stomach. ~A. Kerr



If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother. ~Sam Levenson



Human-like creatures have existed on this planet for as long as four million years, and for roughly 99 percent of this time, they were hunters and gatherers.... This means that when we're sitting down to lunch, our stone-age bodies "expect" to be fed the same types and ratios of fat that nourished our cave-dwelling ancestors. When we eat French fries cooked in partially hydrogenated vegetable oil instead of wild plants; or wolf down a fat-laden hamburger heaped with mayonnaise instead of meat from a lean, free-ranging game animal, our bodies register the insult. ~Artemis P. Simopoulos and Jo Robinson, The Omega Diet, 1999