quotes about life and god

Sometimes someone says something really small, and it just fits right into this empty place in your heart. ~From the television show My So-Called Life



I base most of my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. ~Gilda Radner



Love is like those second-rate hotels where all the luxury is in the lobby. ~Paul-Jean Toulet



Death, the sable smoke where vanishes the flame. ~George Gordon, Lord Byron, Childe Harold's Pilgrimage



On the sixth day God created man. On the seventh day, man returned the favor. ~Author Unknown



There are no traffic jams when you go the extra mile. ~Attributed to both Zig Ziglar and Dr. Kenneth McFarland



Let your religion be less of a theory and more of a love affair. ~G.K. Chesterton



Why do you hasten to remove anything which hurts your eye, while if something affects your soul you postpone the cure until next year? ~Horace



The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things. ~John Updike



Bad weather always looks worse through a window. ~Author Unknown



A newspaper, as I'm sure you know, is a collection of supposedly true stories written down by writers who either saw them happen or talked to people who did. These writers are called journalists, and like telephone operators, butchers, ballerinas, and people who clean up after horses, journalists can sometimes make mistakes. ~Lemony Snicket



The message of Christmas is that the visible material world is bound to the invisible spiritual world. ~Author Unknown



It is pleasant to be transferred from an office where one is afraid of a sergeant-major into an office where one can intimidate generals, and perhaps this is why history is so attractive to the more timid among us. We can recover self-confidence by snubbing the dead. ~E.M. Forster, Abinger Harvest



After a day's walk everything has twice its usual value. ~George Macauley Trevelyan



The tree which moves some to tears of joy is in the eyes of others only a green thing which stands in their way. ~William Blake



It's amazing how grandparents seem so young once you become one. ~Author Unknown



Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. ~George F. Will



The obstacle is the path. ~Zen Proverb



Men were made for war. Without it they wandered greyly about, getting under the feet of the women, who were trying to organize the really important things of life. ~Alice Thomas Ellis



I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see! ~Dave Beard